To my dearest friends
It has come to my attention that life is, in fact ,too short.
Too short to wear a tie, too short to bow, too short to ask nicely for time to live one's life!
No, now is the time to....
Oh , wait, nope that's the wrong spiel, hang on a second.
Where the hell did I put it?
Ah , OK , cool. Are you still typing?
Great.
Hi there!
Welcome to the itch io page for Flying Free Studios!
Who is Flying Free Studios, you ask? Well, only one of Australia's biggest indie game studios!
What do you mean we aren't big?
Look, they don't need to know the studio is made up of one person and 2 cats.
You are here to type what I say, not judge me!
Now where was I.......Damn I've lost my place.
Ah right.
Welcome to a world of interactive visual experiences such as 2024's hit title, Your Call.
Yes, I know it's only been downloaded twice, and there's a good chance one was a mistake. Now stop interrupting me.
So please sit back and enjoy all of our errrrrrr game.
Ugh, this is hopeless. Look, you just wrap it up while I go and have a talk with HR.
Yes, because HR decided to throw up on the carpet today.
Why are you laughing?
Anyway, make sure to make me sound like a brilliant genius when you edit all of this.
Oh, and I need to see what you have written before you hit save. Can't have people thinking flying free studios is just a has been cult leader trying to make games.
OK , see you in an hour.
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GAME DEV OR DIE!
Love,
Flying Free Studios
Also, send help! He has me trapped here typing out all of his insane ramblings.